![]() If he was to end something with a hilarious bang once more, he would completely wipe out all on Pearl Harbour in Hawaii, or Halifax, Nova Scotia in a single explosion since 19 off the face of the Earth. ![]() In conclusion, this and for how he did over Christmas (see my previous blog post), are examples of how he really did it. So kids, if you want something hilarious about safety and avoiding dangerous stuff, related to what you learned in school, this is your guy. He was behind people while Jim Carrey as Fletcher Reede was on a stretcher, ready to head to the hospital. It was after Jim Carrey stopped an airplane, as he caused a bit of a mess with the luggage after his vehicle he borrowed, crashed. Last time he portrayed Fire Marshall Bill was a quick cameo appearance in the 1997 comedy movie, “Liar Liar”. No matter how he does it, he is totally hilarious than those stand up comedians like that Rachel Brosnahan who became herself, “Marvellous Mrs. He did that to people during Christmas, at a Japanese restaurant, during a magic show, Super Bowl Game time, in outer space, at a hospital, in school, on a cruise ship, at a supermarket, and at a honeymoon hotel. He does his demonstrations as he goes up in a explosion that makes us laugh out loud until we cry. A firefighter who teaches people on how they need to be safe and keep away from hazardous stuff. Let me show you something.At the time when Jim Carrey was becoming famous, this is one of his characters on “In Living Colour” that made him hilarious on. Sticks?! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, heh! Not when you’re with Fire Marshall Bill ya don’t. When will they ever learn? Oh well, who wants marshmallows? It’s okay children, all the kids have been accounted for. So it is! Everybody remain calm! I am a fire marshall! By the way, what’s on the other side of this wall? No, the classroom is on fire, kids come on Fire Insurance THE SPECTATOR The Pioneer German Fire Insurance Company in America. Um, you could ask the crab-like people for existence?Įxcellent miss thompkins, but let’s give the kids a chance. bill was introduced by Assemblyman Hinman. One of them needs a light, you whip out your zippo, you flick your wick, somebody says look it’s Yoko Ono on a moped, and boom, you’re off to the races. Let’s just say for the sake of argument, that the earth is being occupied by strange crab like creatures from another planet. A deadly combination! Let me show ya someting. Shall we study it’s basic elements? You got paper, and you got paint. Say, you kids did a nifty job on this mural. Now, the fires out but ya look like Hellraiser. But suppose ya got a handful of thumbtacks and you accidentally roll over them like so. You go to plug this baby in, and you just happen to be soaking your bunions in a bucket of water.įIRE MARSHALL BILL So it is. Now, let’s just say you’re the audio visual helper for the day. Sure! Looks like fun! But it can be very very deadly. ![]() Now, here’s another, all too common danger in the classroom. He lights himself a match, and whoa, he’s cookin fishsticks. Later that night, there’s a power outage, the janitor comes in. Let’s just say you’re changing the water in this here fishtank, and you accidentally fill it with gasoline, like so. Just about everything you see in this classroom is a potential hazard. Jim Carrey was suggested to play Fire Marshall Bill in The Fire Marshall Bill Movie by. We’re all perfectly safe in this classroom right?įIRE MARSHALL BILL Wrong. Similar actors include Josh Gad, Bill Hader, and Willem Dafoe. And he’s going to be teaching us about fire safety in the classroom, Ok?īILL I know what you’re thinking. All right children, I want everybody to settle down, because with us today, is Fire Marshall Bill.
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